Thursday, December 2, 2010

All American Rejects

       The All American Rejects are the best band in the world. They've been around for about five years.  Bringing good cheer and presents to all the little good girls and boys. Because you see.... They ARE Santa Claus!  Well each of their songs are melodous and beautiful.  
        BREAKING NEWS: Im On a Boat is probably the second coolest song, in the entire world. Mrs. McNaughton does'nt like it that much but it is just the coolest thing ever. MORE BREAKING NEWS: Parkers dads beats him. THE END!

Captain Red Beard the Ginger Pirate

       I think Captain Red Beard is probably the greatest pirate ever... Probably, because he Sailed the seven seas with his firery locks of love. Pillaging villages, and Plundering other ships... It was probably the greatest job anyone could think of.
       I bet Red-Beard enjoyed long walks on the beach and Ketchup. And since Gingers are natural dancers I bet Red-Beard was good at: Hip Hop, Breakdancing, Tektonic, The Shuffle, The two Step etc.This was my story on Red-Beard the ginger pirate... the End